10. How many licks does is take to get to the center of Bomba Chile sucker? ....Trust me, you don't want to find out.
9. Stop signs are optional in Mexico.
8. Mexican police armed with automatic weapons do NOT like their pictures taken.
7. Mexican taxi cab drivers DO.
6. Dora and Diego have so much fun doing that zip line! Rapelling off a cliff is a little scarier.
5. If you're bitten by a White Lipped Snake, you have time to get to the hospital. If you're bitten by a Coral Snake, you have time to say, "I love you. Goodbye."
4. There is no proof that ancient Mayans sacrificed humans to the gods.
3. You need a new watch in Mexico. 5 Mexican minutes may take 20. There is no rush!
2. Dramamine is my friend.
1. When offered "green bud," "blow," or "nose candy," just say NO.
I could write a whole blog about each of these things from my wonderful, amazing, relaxing vacation, but thought I would spare you the gory details. Go and be enlightened, my child.
Grace and peace,
Becky
